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Bus rider principles

August 13th, 2005 at 05:39 am

Now that gas is approaching 3$/gallon I see a lot of new faces on the bus and a lot of crappy (yet highly entertaining) behavior. I, herein, list several principles that every new bus rider should know about to make their experience just a little better:

1. The less you lug on the bus the happier you will be. A bus is not a car with a big back seat, not an airplane without wings, not a youth hostel on wheels. You have a seat (if you're lucky and got on early!) and a lap. If your backpack is as big as you are, you'll have problems.
2. "Spy voice" on the cellphone. Enough said.
3. Bus driver knows his route and perhaps the connecting routes, along with a few well known intersections. He is not a telepathic GPS unit with feet and will not drive you to your door.
4. Bus driver is probably concentrating on the road; he might see the express bus behind him, then again, he might not.
5. People come off before you come on. When your turn comes, be sprightly when exiting.
6. Yelling "Back door!" is acceptable and fun.
7. If you want to try riding the bus to see if it agrees with you, try it on Friday. It's less crowded, with mainly the "hard core" commuter types. We know you're serious if you ride on Friday. Smile Monday is the worst day, its full of dilettantes.

Spending:
Coffee - $1.65 + Lunch - $5 + Bubble tea - $3.25 + Electric bill $75.92 (grrr. usually that's about $60 this time of year)

Saving:
Tip Box - $3 + another DRP - $40

1 Responses to “Bus rider principles”

  1. Anonymous Says:
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    After riding buses in Europe, I was well prepared for the U.S., but your tips are right on target for the novices. Smile Riding the bus is great! I wish everyone would do it... or ride their bikes... or walk...run... crawl... anything to get active. Riding the bus can actually be good exercise since they're usually not front door service. Save the gym fees. Wink

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