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voting for nutballs

August 22nd, 2007 at 06:50 am

Saving log - $0
Spending log - $.10 coffee

Well, had my dime spending day today. I feel almost as virtuous as I would if it was a no spend day. Made $180 in interest last month.

Voted this morning in a special primary. Normally its in September; this year's several weeks early. I voted an electronic ballot - its very rare that electronic gadgets fail for me, but not for many other people. It won't matter soon because King County is heading toward an all mail-in ballot.

I prepare for voting the night before by looking at the voters guide and writing down how I'm going to vote. It was nice to have a friend running for school board because I usually decide eeny-meeny-miny on those. But despite the planning, there's always one item on the ballot that I didn't decide on. When I pick blind it never fails that I pick the nutball. Too bad; nutballs are easy to spot in the voter's guide. Here are my EZ rules:

1. No more than two fonts in the candidate's statement. Regular and italic or regular and bold. As soon as you start with the regular, bold, italic, ALL CAPS all on a 1/2 page, well...do you really think that way?

2. No underlining passages whole passages and paragraphs. C'mon, it looks kind of stupid when you underline whole chapters in a textbook. If you think all of this is that important than none of it is.

3. Not keeping the use of capital letters to the first word of a sentence and proper nouns. Just because You have a Word you like doesn't mean You can Capitalize It.

4. No third person POV. The main reason baselle didn't vote for Bob Dole ... well, okay other than the fact that baselle normally votes Democratic.

5. A first name that's not obviously made up. This year it was Goodspaceguy Nelson. (actually his entry was pretty funny - "to glorify King County, ask that governments make it easier to make movies here.")

1 Responses to “voting for nutballs”

  1. PauletteGoddard Says:
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    5. I'm surprised how many votes GoodspaceGuy Nelson took from Dow Constantine.

    5 again. Awww it's funnier when Vancouver, British Columbia is asked to sub in for Seattle. Seattle of course sells gas in litres and has Canada Post mailboxes on the street, right?

    I'm glad you remembered to vote in the morning. I came home from the Green Lake Library @ 7:37 pm, where I saw the U.S. flag hanging by an entry to an 'activity room' and thought 'DING!' I got home eight minutes later, stormed over to my spouse and said 'How did you vote in the primary?' He was in the car and headed for his precinct voting quarters in twenty seconds. Love him.

    I for one am almost sorry David Blomstrom is not a candidate in my area, but then again according to the Muni League, the candidate who's going to take the area is 'outstanding.'

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