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talking 'bout the crisis

October 3rd, 2008 at 02:27 am

Saving log - $1 tip box
Spending log - $6 lunch

Only went for the 6 inch sub today. It came with chips and a soda and for $4.99. With tax it came to $5.35, and I tossed in the change for karmic tip.

The COO gave a 10 minute lunchtime talk about the financial crisis, then threw it open for questions and comments for the hour. There wasn't any mind-blowing analysis or pearls of wisdom, or even any good advice. The really unusual thing was that we had a special meeting about it. The last time we had a special meeting like this was after 9/11.

After the meeting I realized that I didn't do what I normally do - provide some sort of lightness. Heard any good jokes about this crisis? I've heard only one:

Q: What's the difference between a Lehman trader and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari.

4 Responses to “talking 'bout the crisis”

  1. dmontngrey Says:
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    Our CEO pulled everyone aside last week for a 10 minute meeting. He mostly mentioned spending - don't do it if you don't have to. He also talked about how tough the economy is right now. It was nice to hear him address this with us. He asked if there were questions, but there never are here.

    That joke is cute. Haven't heard any myself.

  2. merch Says:
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    That's a great joke. I've heard it a couple times.

    Interesting that CEOs and COOs are having meetings. I'm in the investment community and never heard of this. And I know people all over the community.

  3. Broken Arrow Says:
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    Hahha, funny.

  4. Analise Says:
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    Cute joke! Here is one I got from a friend today:


    LIQUID ASSETS

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares of Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the $.05 recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink a lot of beer & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

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